Cockroach - The Internets Underbelly

Typically the "Gangsta Lean" is executed by sitting very low in your car as you drive through the "hood". When you are a Roach, like me, the world is your "hood". Hell I've seen some places that make Paris Hilton's herpe-infested poon look nicer than a White Castle after a blunt. 

I digress.

Let's take a look at our Puerto Rican homie Angel Pantoja. This upstanding young man (get it?) said that at his wake "He wanted to be happy, standing." Now let's remember Angel was 24 years old and already had his wake planned out. In roach years 24 human years equates to who-gives-a-shit. 

Angel was found dead Friday underneath a bridge at the ripe old age of 24. How on earth did he predict his own death at such a young age? He must be a prophet, a prophet of ghetto stupidity.

So, dearest Angel, you have won Roachclip's Donkey of the Week with your take on the "Gangsta Lean". Just look at your sorry dead ass propped up against the wall in your momma's living room. Is she crying tears of grief or relief? Are they laughing at you or laughing with you?

Who cares, I have some trim coming over at twelve.

-RoachClip

Greetings to the underbelly of the Interweb. What a better way to kick this all off buy by posting about the person from who's weave I crawled out of to post this story.Amy Winehouse, our favorite crack head and skank has up and decided to move from London to be closer to her husband Blake who is serving time. This on the heels of another hospital visit because she "took the wrong tablet"

For christ sake, she is a crackhead! Crack heads OD. Shit As I write this i am seeing trails from the contact high I got from nesting in her nappy doo.Seriously though, we hope she gets the help she needs. It would be a shame to lose a talent like Amy.